Here’s a press conference with a twist; namely, the featured celebrity has no idea what they are announcing (or even who they are, for that matter)!
The Basics
One player leaves the auditorium, and their teammates obtain a famous personality as well as a typically unrelated announcement or cause. The endowing players then scatter into the house before the absent improviser is ushered back into the space where they are greeted by the excitable press corps (the actors in the audience) who pepper the famous personality with leading questions.
Example
Player A leaves and is assigned “Brad Pitt,” who is unveiling a new line of diesel-scented fragrances called “Slick.” When the supporting actors are in place, Player A enters with camera flashes, exclamations, and great fanfare.
Player A: (with a broad and brave smile to their adoring public) “Thank you all for joining me here today for such an exciting event. I’ll do my best to get to all your questions.”
Player B: (standing with a mimed recording device) “Conner Chaumley with the Hollywood Gazette. Before we begin, are there any rules about what we can and can’t talk about during this press conference…?”
Player A: “As I always say, I’m an open book…”
Player B: “Well, you may say that, but I wouldn’t want a fight to break out…”
More Fight Club clues (and similar) are offered until the speaker proudly identifies himself. The press begins to unravel the diesel element…
The Focus
The staging inside the theatre at large opens up new potentials for audience interplay and involvement (alongside the central delight of an endowment game). Don’t overlook this aspect of the game.
Traps and Tips
1.) Dive. As the unknown celebrity, make brave choices that the press corps can nudge, shape, and “correct.” You’ll want to be careful of just listing random facts – if you merely name a stream of different celebrities, then we’re in the land of a guessing game rather than an endowments scene (and when it comes to your identity, in particular, it’s odd to claim multiple different identities before stumbling into the right persona). However, remember that it’s imperative to provide a specific “and” to each of your “yeses,” especially when you’ve no idea what your teammates might be fishing for. You’ll move the ball further down the field (swimming pool) with specificity rather than stalling. And if you think you’re on the cusp of an answer, you can confirm your instinct by offering up a clue of your own and then seeing how it’s received. “I have a whole ocean of friends, and ten of them are waiting offstage to help with my announcement…”
2.) Wade. As members of the press corps, endeavor to gently lead the endowee towards the finish line with directed calmness. Provide helpful context, especially if a component is unusual or oblique. When the first reporter defines themselves as representing a Hollywood outlet, for example, this sets some initial parameters without giving away the whole shebang – there are a lot of movie stats, after all. More subtle clues that will initially fly over the celebrity’s head frequently tickle the audience who is in the know, so don’t fall into the trap of jumping to the end result in one move when a more leisurely paddle will prove more enjoyable for everyone. As I’ve noted in other endowment entries, “fill in the blank” strategies and their ilk should be a last resort, not a first salvo. Don’t rob the audience of the fun of watching the celebrity making some wildly off the mark assumptions.
3.) Explore one lane. The unique staging adds a lovely way of breaking up an evening of similar looking scenes and invites a little playful chaos as reporters (and perhaps even some keen audience members) jockey for attention and focus. Some scattershot endowing is both likely and desirable; however, if the guesser routinely becomes overwhelmed, try to focus your hints on one lane at a time. It’s common practice to work on a single aspect of the ask-for before moving onto the next – usually in the order they were gathered from the audience. So, if one player is working on “Brad Pitt,” then others should follow suit. (It’s also common to start with the celebrity’s identity as this gives Player A a lens through which to play.) In a similar fashion, if one improviser is pulling on a particular thread (perhaps the Fight Club angle in our framing example), then it can be useful to join that specific game before segueing onto an entirely different tactic or element.
In performance
Naive Expert (here) was my first endowment game addition to this library, so it contains some good boiler plate advice for this sub-genre as a whole. This current variant particularly thrives on some punny word play and a host of silly reporter characters.
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